Hope Matt Perry could see the tribute...

but since I heard there is, at least allegedly, a Ketamine Queen, I've had a half-formed "Miss Congeniality" joke floating around in my head for days.ie: Can you imagine what the "Miss Congeniality" award was like in that pageant? Or even: Well, okay, but even killing people by accident is no way to lock up Miss Congeniality.
Some kind of connection to Universal Chandler, maybe. Or maybe I'm gross? But it keeps coming back.
When I was in school, I went to a presentation by a local columnist titled "Criticism Is My Way Of Showing Affection," and I related, a little. But sometimes? It's dark humor, instead. especially about things I don't understand, like how a guy like that won't drink fruit punch again, whether he'd want to spike it or not. Although I guess if Anya gave that speech it would be, like, "Stupid mortal bodies, wanting things that hurt you," or something like that.
"Could you be more eternal?"
Thanks for giving one of the voices in my head such a pleasing shape.
Say hi to Jacqueline when you see her(In my head, you do.)