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How old are you?
50 and fabulous(more like fatalist, probably)

Tattoos?
One, I think about other ones, but can't quite work up the nerve.

Ever hit a deer?
No

Ridden in an ambulance?
Maybe at birth.

Sang karaoke?
Yes. A few times.

Ice skated?
Out, but can't walk, Bitch.

Ridden a motorcycle?
Maybe I went out with my stepdad once...there are some things we were *gonna do* and some things we really did. Between him flipping out(maybe not quite done...he's Mosquito Coasting it in the literal Yucatan last we knew.) and the passage of time, I'm not sure where this one landed. Not that I could do much more than hang onto someone's back Pink Lady-style anyway.

Stayed in hospital?
Hoping to continue to avoid.

Skipped school?
Not until college.

Last phone call?
Either the bank computer calling me back, or some volunteer calling back to find out who the rando from 602 is.

Last text
I have access problems with this. If I didn't, it would prob be my brother.



Watched someone die?
As entertainment or? Well, I think I almost saw a pet mouse die. And I saw my grandmother in her final days, but I wasn't there in either's exact last moment.

Pepsi or Coke?
Coke. Now I'll drink both, but I turned against cola for about ten years after having Pepsi, specifically, during a norovirus. Pretty epic.(I don't get that traumatized anymore, since I have reflux, which is good, it would be hard to find food sources otherwise.)

Favourite pie?
apple or cherry

Favourite pizza?
West coast freak who loves ham and pineapple. Used to kind of have Chandler Bing-style divorce issues about this. Going out for pizza used to be my parents' way of showing stuff was Okay, and sometimes it wasn't. Am largely over it now, though.

Favourite season?
Autumn

Broken bones?
I think I'm lucky I'm completely surprised when I fall/get dropped.

Received a ticket?
nah.

Favorite color?
Purple

Sunset or sunrise?
Sunset.

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What did you do Friday night?
Read stuff on my Kindle with shows on in the background

Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
I have. Probably would try again, if sand and wheelchairs mixed more.

Are you taken for granted?
Yes. Definitely!

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Probably not since college, though I often don't sleep well.

Do you like the ocean?
yes. Would not really want to meet the freak that says no, barring shark attacks or some shit.

Did you stay friends with your exes?
I tried. but his fiancee was too jealous and made me stop e-mailing him. He has practically vanished from the internet, since.

What are you excited about?
I need something for this besides getting the campaign memoir I pre-ordered at Christmas.

What did you do two nights ago?
Enjoyed the quiet at the end of one of my digestion's 'sodes.(Phew!)

Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
The last one, crazy Great-Grandma Gladys, died when I was about fourteen. She hated my name till the end, too.Would agree these are teens/twenties questions, in some ways.

Where do you keep your money?
the bank, some in my house

Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
I refuse to answer without a lawyer present

Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
do I fancy them?

What was the weather like on your birthday?
Starting to cool off, finally

Would you make out with anyone on your top friends list?
I have.